Formed in October 2023....

Once tried to sing the alphabet backwards while juggling flaming rubber chickens. The chickens were fine, but the alphabet was a mess, the passion? UNDENIABLE.

Ann's vocal range is so incredible, she can hit notes only dogs and occassionally, confused bats, can hear. Her secret weapon? A strict diet of glitter and positive affirmations.

Mike once wrote an entire album using on the the sounds of a toaster and a very confused cat. Their secret weapon? A collection of socks, each imbued with a different guitar riff.

Scott once accidentally started a small earthquake, leading to a temporary ban from all public parks. When not pulverizing drum kits, Scott enjoys trying to break the world record for "most spoons balanced on a nose."

Kevin's basslines are so deep, they've been known to unearth ancient artifacts and occasionally, car keys. He claims to communicate with extraterrestrial beings through the vibrations of his bass.